Whilst I am a great fan of The Cluetrain Mani­festo, (to the point of quot­ing it top right of the page), I am also a great fan of satire. This old mickey-take of the ori­ginal is hil­ari­ous: The Gluetrain Mani­festo

people of uranus…
A power­ful inter-galactic con­ver­sa­tion has begun. Through the Inter­net, people are dis­cov­er­ing and invent­ing new ways to waste time at work, down­load naughty pic­tures, and build pipe bombs.
…
“The glue train stopped there four times a day for ten years, and they took a sniff every time.”