Just spot­ted this story over at BBC tech news.

“Design gradu­ate Andrew Cubitt has taken the humble toi­let roll and turned it into a hi-tech news and inform­a­tion ser­vice.
A unit installed in front of a toi­let on the cubicle wall provides up-to-the-minute inform­a­tion on products, stocks and shares and lot­tery res­ults.
People can even print off the inform­a­tion on a stand­ard toi­let roll. ”

And it’s not even April 1^st